It was Open Mic Night at the Esalen Institute, on the evening of Saturday 31 January 2004.
I was first up. The crowd was rarin' to go.
I started speaking, introducing the song and the ideas and history behind it.
I've always felt I am an adequate public speaker, but i admit:
when i listen to the recording of this intro, i question that.
i spoke only for four minutes, and in that short time,
Impatience boiled over,
and I was twice asked to get on with the song.
I insisted on finishing my intro.
In hindsight, upon reading the transcript (see below), i deserved it.
So I started to sing the 13-minute song.
I was very happy to hear a large part of the audience jump right in and sing
the chorus
[I had performed the song for my work-scholar group on Thursday evening...]...
All went well until somehow the issue of the song's length arose again.
A lovely woman in the audience decided that it would be a good time to perform
her erotic strip-tease routine.
So...
beautifully did she dance...
seductively did she dance...
breathtakingly did she undress..
all while i was playing
and singing my composition.
i struggled to remain focused while the audience and some major portion of my brain were quite happily entranced with this splendid distraction.
She was *good*. And i doubt anyone was listening to the words of my song at that point.
my anger and frustration mounted, and i almost stopped; but i decided to keep
going...
[later several people told me that they admired my restraint.]
and then a beautiful thing happened --
her performance melded with my song,
putting beautiful accents on words like "freedom" and "independence".
And as my song neared and reached its climax, the audience refocused its attention
on the song,
and the finish was quite satisfying.
Here's my four minute intro:
It's not pretty. But it's real.
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Thank you, Thank you, Thank you, Thank you. And it all starts with when I started at the Gazebo School in January
of 2001. And so these little girls, little boys, are setting boundaries: No,
No, No, No. and they are: No Weapons No Ganging Up: And the third rule is, talk about boundaries: Um these rules, for me, are another name for liberty. Now this song is about, a lot about history and politics, [the Master of Ceremonies interrupts]: "Charles" [Charles]: Yes [MC]: We've got a lot of people [Charles]: Yes [MC]: And I know you've got a long song, and i'd love to hear it all but [Charles]: Yes, thirteen minutes. I just, I just have a few things to
say; 13 Colonies. Yes, the song is 13 minutes long. I apologize for that. 13 Colonies rebelled against King George the Third. So we had the 13 united States. [MC]: Charles, I'm going to have to set some boundaries, brother. [Charles]: Give me one minute, one minute. [my beloved Karen, and others]: Charles, just sing. [Charles]: One minute. Ok. 1787 -- the Constitution; it has the word "power" in it 43
times. Benjamin Franklin himself said: Now whether we're at despotism here today -- tyranny -- we can argue, On July 2nd, the 228th anniversary of American Independence, And you are warmly invited to join us. And if enough people say it, then it will happen. |
Here's the lyrics to the song:
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Would you like to hear the abridged (6 minute) version of the song,
which i performed one month later at the February Open Mic Night?
Three Simple Rules: [Quicktime movie: 5MB or MP3 audiofile: 2.6MB]